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Friedrich Nietzsche Eternal Return of the Same Unisex Analog Watch

• Nietzsche wrote that in an infinite universe, with no god to direct it, the finite experiences of human existence would repeat themselves eternally. In simpler words – We’re doomed to keep doing the same stupid things over and over again. And who can argue with that? We keep forgetting our umbrella, we keep losing our keys, we keep going to Jennifer Aniston movies. It’s a bleak world indeed. So we’ve made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world.
• The Nietzsche Watch features a photograph of Friedrich himself on the face. Instead of a second hand, the phrase “The Eternal Return of the Same” revolves around the face. If we understand Nietzsche correctly, given enough time you’re gonna buy this watch eventually. So why don’t you just buy it now and get it over with?
• FEATURES – A 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and accurate Japanese quartz movement. The watch is truly a delight. Battery included.
• COMES IN TIN GIFT BOX – Our watches make a great present for the intellectual or philosophical person in your life who just wants to keep accurate time. They come boxed in a beautiful tin that doubles as a display case for when you’re being futuristic and keeping time on your phone.
• TWO YEAR WARRANTY – This attractive timepiece has a 2 year warranty provided by Amazon. See warranty details below. In addition, The Unemployed Philosophers Guild provides a one year manufacturer warranty.

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The origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild’s birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though v

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